Clay Aiken Plays Gay on Broadway

Clay Aiken will appear on Broadway in Spamalot starting January 18 all the way through to May 4. He will play the role of Sir Robin originated by David Hyde Pearce. In case you’ve been living in a hole Pearce is gay, and Clay will play his role. There’s a message in there someplace. Maybe Clay is trying to tell us something. Director Mike Nichols says:

“Clay Aiken is amazing beyond that glorious voice. Turns out he is an excellent comic actor and a master of character,” said director Mike Nichols in a release. “People will be surprised by his wide ranging talent, since the first impression is of great country charm and a singer to remember. This guy is not only a star, he is a lot more. We are lucky to get him for Spamalot.”

Nichols is really laying the compliments on thick, but that’s because girls, and gays, need lots of compliments to feel good about themselves. If only Clay would stop this silly Gay game, and just come out already. I remember a story about a wolf that dressed up as a grandmother. She fooled little red riding hood, but that didn’t fool a guy that walked in on the wolf about to eat the little girl. That guy killed the wolf with an axe. It’s a children’s story. What I’m trying to say is, it’s dangerous to pretend you’re something when you’re not. Fans might feel betrayed if they believe they’ve been lied to.