The National Enquirer alleges they caught Cindy McCain (54) cheating on Senator John McCain (72). A source is quoted as saying:

"I couldn’t believe I was watching Cindy McCain passionately kissing and hugging another man!"

The other man is described as a long-haired man who resembles "a washed-up ’80s rock musician."

If the person knows who the guy looks like, why can’t they even say the ’80s rock musician’s" name?

A source told the NE:

… the pair have been seen at concerts and sporting events acting very lovey-dovey.

The wealthy blonde heiress and her secret pal have been spotted together around her hometown of Phoenix, Arizona over the past several years, say sources.

The amazing spy photos were snapped April 1, 2006 when Cindy and her companion attended the Tempe Music Festival says the person who took them. The photos are somewhat grainy, but the insider says they depict Senator John McCain’s wife, who was greeted by pals at the event as "Cindy."

"To my amazement, Cindy had her hand on his shoulder and was kissing him passionately on his lips," the photog told THE ENQUIRER.

A second witness spotted Cindy and her "mystery man" at a Moody Blues concert "passionately kissing and hugging."

"I couldn’t believe it. I remember thinking, ’Go get a room!’

"They kissed and cuddled. While other concertgoers stood up to cheer and sing, Cindy and the guy remained entwined in their seats," the eyewitness said.

A McCain spokesperson declined comment.

Does anyone believe this story? I’m very doubtful myself.

Leave the McCains alone. The election is over. The gossip should really be about Sarah Palin, but apparently there’s no dirt on her.

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