Chuck Norris Sues over Mythical Facts Book

Chuck Norris (real name Carlos Ray Norris) filed suit Friday against Penguin publishing, and Ian Spector who wrote a book called The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World’s Greatest Human, which was published in November. The book is based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about Chuck Norris. The book includes such "facts" as "Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried" and "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits," the suit said, as well as "Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard." The lawsuit alleges:

"Some of the ’facts’ in the book are racist, lewd or portray Mr. Norris as engaged in illegal activities. Defendants have misappropriated and exploited Mr. Norris’s name and likeness without authorization for their own commercial profit."

I guess it’s true then, Chuck Norris doesn’t read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.