Christina Aguilera, Jordan Bratman, and their son Max, all posed the cover of Hello magazine. What makes this family so happy … dogs. Christian told Hello:

"I didn’t want any surprises. Honestly, I didn’t want any [vaginal] tearing. I had heard horror stories of women going in and having to have an emergency C-section [anyway]. The hardest part was deciding on his birthday. I wanted to leave it up to fate, but at the same time I was ready to be done early!"

Even though a C-section is four times more likely to have complications, it’s considered very safe since there have been so many performed over the years. Plus you only end up with bikini line scar that looks like a smiley face, if you include the belly button, and n!pples.

Christina described Jordan:

"Jordan wasn’t squeamish at all. He had the video camera ready to go. The most reassuring thing for me was hearing that first beautiful cry. I just welled up with tears."

Jordan is always high, so of course he’s mello. Max is a beautiful baby. His parents really have a bundle of joy now.

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