Charlize Theron is Pretty Stupid

Charlize Theron is the best kept secret in Hollywood. Here’s more:

Oscar winner Charlize Theron didn’t need a red carpet to show off her modelicious moves Monday night. Spies outside downtown eatery La Esquina saw the star "putting on a show . . . catwalking in front of the restaurant." One bystander asked, "What’s wrong with her?" Another told Page Six, "She was doing that walk for almost five minutes."

In reality Theron couldn’t find the front door, despite looking and looking and looking for it. It’s a good thing that pirate came along to help the lost lass out of the pickle she was in. He was a friendly pirate too, so they faked making out. Aaaah.