Channing Tatum Burned Penis Pictures

Channing Tatum described how he burned his penis with boiling water while filming The Eagle of the Ninth in Scotland, and he even provided pictures for the Interviewer to see, but none for us. Bummer. Anyway, Tatum explained he had to wade through freezing water in a wet suit:

"The only way to keep warm was by pouring a mix of boiling water and river water down your suit. We were finally done shooting for the day, and one of the crew guys asks if I want to warm up before I go. I’m like, Nah, I’m good. And then I thought, Why not? Thing is, he’d forgotten to dilute the kettle water. So he poured scalding water down my suit. And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my dick."

He was rushed to a hospital, put on morphine and eventually healed. But Tatum, best known perhaps for his lead role in "G.I. Joe," saved pictures of the damage and showed them off to the interviewer.

Channing Tatum’s penis is gross. It looks like a hot dog that’s been left too long on the grill. The tip is hot-pink, singed, and shriveled. It appears angry. And it’s painful to view. My penis hurts just from looking at it. Movie stars tend to be vain, by nature and profession, but Chan, that’s what everyone calls him, does not mind one bit showing me his sad, withered wiener.

"It was the most painful thing I have ever experienced in my life," he says, flipping through photos on his iPhone until he lands on a grainy snapshot of a scorched member. His scorched member. "I’m good . . . now," he says with a grin. "Now my penis is fantastic! One hundred percent recovered. Put me back in the game, Coach."

If you’re wondering why Tatum would choose to talk about his penis, he was doing an interview with gay magazine Details. It’s like a woman’s magazine, except it’s for gay men.