Carla Bruni May be Pregnant

There are reports coming out of Europe that Carla Bruni, French President Nicolas Sarkozy’s new wife, may be pregnant, which could be why they got married so suddenly. The New York Post reports:

Carla Bruni-Sarkozy has been conquering Britain – where smitten reporters have compared her to Jackie O, Princess Diana and Audrey Hepburn – her fans in Paris and New York have been studying photos of the former fashion model in all her Christian Dior finery, and some think she might be pregnant. "There’s a slight bump below the belt," one reader told us, after examining photos of the Sarkozys’ state visit to London. "Maybe that explains their rush to the altar." The couple married just two months after they were first seen together in December at Euro Disney. "That [she was pregnant] was the buzz when the got married, but then she did a photo spread for Paris Match two weeks ago at the Elysee for their first state dinner and looked as skinny as ever," said one Parisian. "Then again, the pooch does arrive suddenly like that: one day, nothing; then the next, poof – a little round belly."

Carla went from mistress, to girl friend, to finance, to wife, in only a few months. She’s got Nicolas by his Presidential balls now, if she really is pregnant, and not just bloated. If Nicolas was my president, I would rather have him make his decisions with his big head, rather than his little head.