Britney Spears already wrote a letter to the paparazzi apologizing for the umbrella incident, but she decided that wasn’t enough and posted an update to her official website with the same stupid garbage.

I apologize to the pap for a stunt that was done 4 months ago regarding an umbrella. I was preparing my character for a roll in a movie where the husband never plays his part so they switch places accidentally. I take all my rolls very seriously and got a little carried away. Unfortunately I didn’t get the part.

By the looks of her, she certainly does take her rolls seriously. You’d think her second time around she’d catch her spelling mistakes or at least make sense, but you’d be wrong. Gee I wonder who got the role in this fictional movie, and what the fictional movie’s name is. I’m thinking it’s called "Regarding an Umbrella," where a bald headed crazy chick with an umbrella beats an empty SUV until the umbrella breaks.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Britney really is delusional! I bet she hears voices too.

Has anyone seen the Family Guy where Britney rolls out on stage in a wheelchair all fat and bloated and says" I’m still sexy even though I lost a leg to diabetes" and then performs a sad rendition of her first hit? We are only a year away from this performance.

According to Star Magazine, Britney Spears is still pissed off at her mother for "pushing her" into rehab, so she wrote her mom a poem is entitled "Dear Mama."

A source said the poem says “that she didn’t have a mom anymore and she couldn’t imagine a mother doing what she did to her child."

Britney delivered the poem along with a legal letter to her mother last week. She told her mother ‘Here Momma, I just wanted to see your face,’” a source told Star. “Then she got into her car and drove off. Lynne went into the trailer and broke down in tears.”

She also allegedly gave her mother a CD of private phone conversations between Lynne Spears and Kevin Federline taken by a private investigator. In the conversations K-Fed and Lynne set up times that she can secretly see her grandchildren. Recording those conversations is illegal isn’t it? How does Britney thinks this makes her look like a good mother? Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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