Britney Spears Slaps her Mom – May be Going Nuts Again

Britney Spears allegedly got into a "shocking slapfest" with her mom last month that “left Lynne shaken and Britney more determined than ever to cut her mother out of her life for good.” Star reports via The Scoop:

“Lynne barged into the house and insisted on taking the kids out to spend some private time with them,” an insider told the tab. “She didn’t ask or suggest, she demanded!” says the insider. “Then she began denigrating Britney’s mothering skills and losing her temper at the same time!”

It was because of the cat fight that Spears served the legal papers against her mother, but the buzz is that Lynne Spears is mulling a countersuit. But she doesn’t completely blame her daughter – she believes the Toxic star is suffering from depression.

“Despite their problems, Lynne cares deeply for Britney and wants to find a way to help her,” a “friend” told Star. “She thinks antidepressant drugs may be the answer. Lynne feels Britney has severe depression issues, and they are in large part the cause of her apparent manic behavior and past problems with alcohol.”

First of all, this could only have been a slapfest if these two were oiled up, naked, and wearing high heels. Second, I blame Jamie Lynn for this. If she had just used the hide-a-key under the welcome mat to let herself in quietly instead of barging in, Britney wouldn’t have even noticed the kids were missing and this whole thing would never have happened. Next thing ya’know Britney and her mom will be on Jerry Springer, and her mom will annouce she’s pregnant with Kevin Federline’s baby.

Britney’s behavior is getting on the extreme end of the odd spectrum again, so a lot of people are asking if Britney is gonna just lose it again. Dr. Martin Pennington, a clinical psychologist, and Dr. Robi Ludwig, a psychotherapist, analyzed Britney’s current behavior and compared it to her previous behavior. Here’s more:

Britney was flashing flesh before her first meltdown and now she’s doing it again. These days, she can be seen parading around Hollywood wearing sheer tops with brightly colored bras – that is, if she chooses to wear a bra at all. She has no problems going out in public looking like a tawdry scarecrow. "She’s saying ’I’m doing what I want to do when I want to do it,’" Dr. Pennington says of Spears.

Britney has once again dyed her horse hair dark – this does not bode well. If you’ll remember, she had dark locks before she grabbed the clippers to shave that mess off. "When Britney was blonder, she was ’good,’" says Ludwig, "Now she’s getting in touch with her ’darker’ side."

That’s not the craziest thing Britney’s done, this is. Page Six said today:

Nobody can control Britney Spears. Now she’s taken over as her own business manager and publicist. Though she’s still signed to Jive Records, a source told Page Six, "She is doing all of her own business now." Our spy saw Spears at Aspen on West 22nd Street yesterday afternoon "signing contracts" – possibly related to the recent deal she inked to open a Las Vegas club. The messy mother of two recently cut ties with her manager Larry Rudolf, her mother, and her publicist.

SHOCKING!!! Feel like half the month isn’t yours? Do premenstrual symptoms interfere with your relationships and daily activities? What you think is PMS may be a condition healthcare professionals call PMPD (Premenstrual Psychotic Disorder), a more severe group of symptoms that occur one to two weeks before a woman’s period, or in Britney’s case 4 out of 4 weeks every month.

Let me tell you, if Britney cried like that in the picture above during sex, that would really kill the mood, but I’d probably keep going.

Everyone in Britney’s life is going about controlling her in the wrong way. They don’t know Brit like I know Brit. You gotta get some fried chicken, tie a string to it, then tie the other end to a stick, then dangle it in front of Brit Brit, and she’ll go and do anything you tell her to just to get that fried chicken. With a single piece of chicken I could have Britney’s career back on track.

Rumor on the street is Britney Spears is rehearsing to make her big comeback at the MTV Video Music Awards in Las Vegas this September. The VMAs will be held this year at the Palms Hotel, which is owned by the Maloof brothers, who claim they are close personal friends of Brit. Britney has already completed several tracks on her upcoming album, and is said to be itching and scratching to show one off. Finally they’re adding some comedy to the MTV VMAs.