Britney Spears Pregnancy Rumors and Bank Account Records

Life & Style reports that Britney Spears was getting Depo-Provera injections every three months as a contraceptive, but thought it was making her gain weight, so she went on the pill. A source says:

"She’s constantly forgetting where she put them. "She seems to find it amusing, she laughs at how scattered she is."

Other sources allege Britney is getting banged by Sam Lutfi and JR Rotem. Gross, times two. The source says:

"She seems to think that just because she isn’t in a formal relationship, she’s somehow immune to getting pregnant."

The source added that Britney thinks casual sex can’t get you pregnant. Britney and Kevin Federline’s expenses are now coming out in the divorce, and are listed below:

Britney’s Expenses:
• $102,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation
• $49,267 on mortgage payments
• $16,000 on clothes
• $4,758 on eating out
• $2,500 on phone bills

Kevin’s Expenses:
• $5,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation
• $7,500 on rent
• $2,000 on clothes
• $1,500 on eating out
• $750 on phone bills

It’s odd that all the divorce records are public since Britney’s attorneys asked for the records to be sealed. Perhaps that only pertained to records dealing with drugs, and lesbianism. A source quotes Britney as saying about Kim Kardashian:

"I really love Kim’s butt, skin and hair. Kim is a real women. A real horny beast."

That endorsement should do wonders for Kim’s whore career. Lesbian powers activated.