The official CD cover for Britney Spears new CD Blackout is finally here, and it sucks. This is what happens when Britney manages her own career. The album is due out October 30, which is earlier than expected since most of the songs already leaked out online. Jive Records is suing Perez for leaving rough unfinished Blackout songs on his site, which the label says make Britney look bad. That’s not hard to do. Here’s a list of the songs that have leaked so far:

1. Gimme More (04:11) - LEAKED
2. Piece of Me (03:32) - LEAKED
3. Radar (03:49) - LEAKED
4. Break The Ice (03:16) - LEAKED
5. Heaven on Earth (04:52) - LEAKED
6. Get Naked (I Got A Plan) - LEAKED
7. Freakshow (02:55)
8. Toy Soldier (03:21)
9. Hot As Ice (03:16) - LEAKED (Cold As Fire)
10. Ooh Ooh Baby (03:28) - LEAKED (Fillin’ Me Up)
11. Perfect Lover (03:02) - LEAKED (Got Me High)
12. Why Should I Be Sad (03:10) - LEAKED (Stupid Things)

Britney is auditioning dancers today for her new Blackout tour. It should be called When Pigs Fly, or Three Little Piggies, or just plain Oink. I like Gimme More, but the rest of the album stinks like pig sh!t. It’s actually going to be entertaining to see video of Britney trying to make her 300 lb butt dance. She’ll probably just sit in a big lounge chair on stage eating Big Macs and glazed donuts, and washing them down with Starbucks fat shakes. You don’t think I’d actually pay to see her perform do you? Who knows, maybe she’ll make history by having a heart attack at the age of 25 on this tour. I might go to see that, if the tickets are free. The deluxe edition below comes with a free Cheetos offer. Sweet.

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