Britney Spears New Music Leaked Onto Internet

Three new Britney Spears songs have leaked onto the Internet. According to The Sun, she opens her new song Cold As Fire with the lyrics:

“I’m just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him come in my mouth/ Make him my new baby. “Little legend you can look but don’t touch because/ I’m cold as fire baby and hot as ice/ If you’ve ever been to heaven this is twice as nice.” The foolishness and f***ery and handling my bizness/ Holla if you hear me/ Can I get a witness?”

These lyrics are direct the mental institution. It must be Britney. Britney’s next single Gimme More (click here) opens with the lyrics:

“It’s Britney, b*tch”, she says as the track begins. “Every time they turn the lights down/Just wanna go that extra mile for you/You’ve got a display of affection/Feel like there’s no one else in the room. “You’ve got me in a crazy position/If you’re on a mission/You’ve got my permission.”

Click here to listen to the third song (Baby Boy) that leaked out. I listened to these songs with ear plugs in and my head still hurts. The New York Daily News has new details about her VMA performance with illusionist Criss Angel. Here’s more:

Angel will guide Spears in and out of a series of mirrors, making it seem as though she vanishes and then reappears several times, a source told the Daily News yesterday.

Other dancers in the complicated number are being called upon to harness up for simulated flight, the source said.

Britney’s music is so bad, if she offered to play at my birthday party, I’d be reborn just to change the date.