Britney Spears Nearing Mental Breakdown and Puts Kids at Risk

Britney Spears took Sean Preston and Jayden James out on a boat ride yesterday in Marina Del Rey, and today there is more evidence that she did not put a life vest on the kids, so they wouldn’t drown in case they fell into the water. If there isn’t a law requiring a life vest for kids, you’d think Britney would have some common sense, but she’s retarded so there ya go.

After Britney left in her Mercedes the kids were crying in the back, obviously bored to tears. Britney got very upset, and started cursing at the paparazzi. Splash News caught Britney on video roll down her window and yell at the camera man:

"Hey baby when are you going to go on a diet? Have you ever tried Weight Watchers you fat f_ck!? Why don’t you run?! You need to f_cking jog you p_ssy. Yeah run, run b_tch!"

A fat Britney calls a fat guy fat. This is a good example of Britney’s warped view of reality. Britney doesn’t own a full length mirror, except for a couple from the circus that make her body look skinny. Britney will probably blame Kevin when the kids start school, but they get kicked out because everyone other word is profanity.

Britney couldn’t take the back seat crying so she decided to once again drive with Jayden James in her lap. I guess she didn’t believe child protective services when they told her the law requires her kids to be in a child safety seat buckled up in the back, and they cannot be in her lap.

Britney should be in charge of making the laws in California, so she can do away with stupid laws like requiring child safety seats, and remove fences around pools that prevents kids from drowning, and make it legal for kids to smoke cigarettes like their mom, and stuff that Britney thinks is right. We’re all such backward white trash, and Britney is a genius super mom. Forget Hilary, forget Obama, Britney for President.

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Britney drives with Jayden James on her lap yesterday.

Britney drives with Sean Preston on her lap 2-2006.