Britney Spears Music Video Up for Worst Video Award

Britneyexperts.com says that Britney Spears finished filming her Get Back video yesterday, and it was poorly thought out. It’s so easy to make fun of the mentally challenged. Here’s more:

Our insider told us that the music video is unlike anything Britney Spears has done before, pointing out that the video has a very eclectic feel to it with a lot of vintage elements. In one of the sets, there’s a drawing of Elvis on the wall and a little bit further down is one of Britney. There is also a night club set.

Our insider says: “Not many people know how long this music video has been in pre-production. The entire concept behind the music video, which I cannot talk about, was entirely Britney’s idea, and this is the first time that she has been involved in it as early as the story board process, all the way to the production design and the casting as well. The only thing I can say is that this video is about “rebirth”. She also did all the choreography for it. This is her baby and is excited for all her fans to see it when it airs. She has been working extremely hard even though many fail to give her credit for it.”

Britney would be a lot more entertaining if she’d spice things up a bit. She needs a tattoo on each butt cheek, one that says "butter", the other says "parkay." Elvis and Britney do have something in common, their love for fried chicken smothered in butter. Once this video, and album fail, Britney won’t be able to call the next one "rebirth" since she already used that, so maybe it’ll be the "extreme makeover" album. In the video Britney will be slowly waddling on a treadmill, sweating on a bike without peddling, getting on a fat scale, and crying when they taking away her tootsie rolls. After that fails maybe she’ll try making it as a porn actress in fat videos. Just sprinkle some baby powder all over and find the wet spots.