Britney Spears Misses Visitation with Her Boys

Britney Spears missed her drug and alcohol tests, and so far she hasn’t submitted to any. The judge ruled that her current misses don’t count against her, but future missed tests will be interpreted as positive (meaning she’s on drugs or alcohol). That’s sounds incriminating enough, but this isn’t fair because she’s just an upset mom who misses her kids. Right? Well … Britney also missed her first visitation with Sean Preston and Jayden James because she didn’t answer the intercom at the front gate. Life and Style reports Britney’s excuse:

“Brit didn’t realize the intercom wasn’t working. She begged them to bring the boys back. But they wouldn’t. She was devastated that they wouldn’t turn around.”

She was sleeping off her Starbucks hang over. You can bet Britney would have been at the front gate in a second, and running down the street, if an ice cream truck had driven by playing their funky ice cream music.

So what happened with those drug tests? E! Online reports:

Sources close to the proceedings told the Los Angeles Times that Spears’ assistant twice informed the testing lab that her boss was asleep and then on another occasion told the technicians that Spears would be unavailable to take a test at home.

All the fat in those Starbucks drinks make Britney sleep like a bear during its winter hibernation. She even avoided a home test. Looks like she’s still on drugs and alcohol, otherwise, she’d have nothing to hide. Just lure her out with the ice cream truck, then tell her no ice cream till she goes pee in the cup.