Britney Spears Leave Deposition Early

Britney Spears spent 45 minutes total answering questions by Mark Vincent Kaplan for her divorce deposition. Word is Britney will return at a later date to finish answering questions. Some people complain of low blood sugar when they haven’t eaten, but during the depo Britney probably had low body fat and needed to go hit the McDonalds drive-thru. Just as I said earlier, Britney couldn’t handle sitting through hours of questions. She just can’t sit still that long. Just wait until the trial.

Mark Vincent Kaplan explained the brevity of questioning, the depo was originally scheduled to go from 9:45 to 11:45 AM. It poses a little bit of a problem when the person who is to be deposed shows up almost two hours late. Kaplan says the proceedings started around 11:32 AM, and he was able to fire off a few questions before having to end at the scheduled time, thirteen minutes later. Britney was more than a half day late for court. Thirteen is Britney’s lucky number.

No word yet on why Britney was so late … again. I’m sure she’ll come up with another lie excuse.