Britney Spears is Dating Her Bodyguard

Britney Spears is apparently dating a guy that has been reported to be a fellow recovering addict who was in Promises rehab with Britney. His name is Damon, and he looks like a caveman from the Geico commercials. Britney is so easy even a caveman can do her. Here’s more:

On Sunday, he attended church services with the singer and her two sons. Damon carried Sean, 22 months, into the church (while Mom held a sleeping Jayden, 10 months) and then comforted the toddler when he started crying.

The prayer session capped off a week of wining and dining for the pair, including a July 4 candlelit dinner at the Four Seasons’ Windows Lounge in L.A., after which, he slept over at her Beverly Hills pad.

On July 5, the pair hit a showing of the musical Wicked (they left after 45 minutes) and, later that evening, drinks at L.A.’s Chateau Marmont hotel, where Spears, 25, giggled and kissed her guy as he affectionately touched her face.