Britney Spears is a Fat Pig

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britney spears pig Britney Spears is a Fat Pig

Sunday night at the MTV Video Music Awards in Las Vegas Britney Spears ran off stage yelling she looked like a fat pig, after seeing herself on overhead monitors during her performance. Here’s more:

“She was also able to see video of herself throughout the auditorium,” a backstage source tells Us Weekly. “She flipped out. She came running off the stage, yelling ‘Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!’ She was inconsolable.”

I’m not going to dispute the facts, or argue against Britney’s accurate declaration that she "looked like a fat pig." She’s right. I’ve never seen an anorexic pig, so "fat pig" sounds accurate. Drinking 3 or 4 Starbucks Vente frappuccinos with extra heavy whipped cream, plus super-sized pizzas with extra cheese and grease, Cheetos, and more, doesn’t make a young lady look like a sexy goddess. Over the last few years has she not stepped on a scale or even looked in the mirror? When her manager arranged for a trainer, and brought in a whale trainer from SeaWorld, didn’t Britney suspect someone was trying to tell her something? On the plus side, as long as Britney is a fat pig, it will be harder to see her vagina past her inner thigh fat.

Check out Britney’s uncensored MTV VMA performance after the jump…


Posted on September 12, 2007 at 12:40 pm(PST)

10 Responses to “Britney Spears is a Fat Pig”

  1. Cindy says:

    Paul your Sarah Silvermans brother aren’t you!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  2. Paul says:

    when she spread her legs open on stage there was a whiff of unbelievable stench that the dancers couldn’t breathe.

  3. Chris says:

    Give the b1tch a break! Shes still hot!

  4. Cindy says:

    Ok her babies are 1 and 2. It does not take that long to loose the baby fat. Her fat a$$ and belly is the result over over consumption of margarita’s, mixed drinks,eating to many ears of corn and Cheetos. Excuses does not make the fat go away, effort (which she had none) hard work (which she didn’t do) and self respect go a long way. It is what it is, no one can cover or make excuses for her anymore. She’s as much as a pig as a pig is a pig in every sense of the word. Angela were you paid to say that???

  5. Angela says:

    She is NOT fat! Yes her performance was not great but number one, she had another performance she was supposd to do but flopped so she had to come up with something else fast. Number 2, she was probably on medication and not feeling well. Whats funny is that most of the people saying she is fat are probably sitting at home on their big hiney eating cheetos.

  6. momof3 says:

    I wish I looked as good as she does after having my 3 babies. She just had no interest in her performance and may not have rehersed enough. I also believe she should actually sing and not lip sync. That would probably help put forth more effort in her performances. Cut the fat jokes…she is NOT fat. In a world that has so many people fighting eating disorders, it’s nice to have a little meat on the bones…it looks HEALTHIER!

  7. Me says:

    I’d like to see how you would look in a bikini after squeezing out 2 kids!! She looks GREAT, give the girl a break. Sure, she isn’t as thin as she was, people change. Her performance SUCKED because she didn’t put effort into it.

  8. Jill says:

    she’s not fat … she’s just trashy. and stupid.

  9. 007 says:

    I don’t know why almost everyone in this country doesn’t want to wear panties anymore. Probably compagnies like Vistoria Secret should start giving for free…

  10. Mary Ann says:

    Brit looks good and Im not a fan of hers . Its her lack of interest in her dancing that made her performance bad. She looks good for after having two kids. Her choice of clothing was just awful is what happened . So speaking from one that is not a real big fan of hers lets be fair .Its her talent thats really the issue. Lots of women would love to look like her. We need to cut her saome slack on the size issue.

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