Britney Spears Involved in Assault in Las Vegas

Britney Spears went to Las Vegas, which upset Kevin Federline because he says Britney can’t take the kids out of the state of California without written permission. While staying at Steve Wynn’s hotel/casino a photographer was taking pictures of Britney. Julio Camera, Britney’s bodyguard, shoved the photographer in the chest when the photog then accidentally bumped Sean Preston in the process of falling back. Camera then jumped on the photographer wrestling him to the ground, and started punching him in the face until Wynn security pull the bodyguard off. In the picture you can see the photog lost his shoe. Britney is alleging battery by the photog. The Las Vegas police issue the following statement:

"A second Incident Crime Report was also filed by Ms. Spears on behalf of her minor child. In that report it was alleged that prior to the above incident a second photographer, identified as Kyle Henderson, battered both Mr. Camera and Ms. Spears’ child , who was at that time being held by the security officer."

The body guard beat up a photog after shoving him into Sean Preston. Why doesn’t he file charges against the photog for assaulting his fist with his face, and property damage after ripping his pants while straddling the guy while he’s on the floor? The only person hurting those kids is Britney.

Britney Spears has fired her latest assistant after just three weeks on the job. Shannon Funk, the blond in the pictures, replaced Britney’s cousin Alli Sims, who bailed about a month ago. Shannon was let go because, it turns out, she was the reason for all of Britney’s problems. Turns out it was Shannon who stole almost 16,000 dollars worth of clothes from the OK! magazine shoot last week. Not according to OK! of course, who says Shannon only took one pair of shorts and one tank top. They say it was Britney who walked off with a thousand dollar pair of heels, a 750 dollar Vera Wang dress and a 6000 dollar ring, among other things. Life and Style says:

"Britney felt a lot of her recent troubles started and stopped with Shannon," an insider close to Britney tells Life & Style. “Britney thought she was talking badly about her. She was very rude and Britney felt she was letting business emails fall by the wayside.”

All the trouble Britney had in Las Vegas was after she fired her trouble making assistant, but this time it was the photog’s fault for using his face as a weapon. Before all this Britney was as pure as snow, as sweet as sugar, and as American as applie pie. If other people would just quit ruining Britney’s life she could go back to being a princess.