Britney Spears Has Another Car Accident

Britney Spears is still driving despite being charged with hit and run in Los Angeles after hitting a parked car, and charged for driving without a valid license since she’s never been issued a California driver’s license. She’s been a complete mess over her recent drug test, and spent some time in the bathroom with a paparazzi. Now she’s driving her white Mercedes again, and she’s got a smashed left front fender, bumper, and headlight. If parked cars aren’t safe from Britney’s driving, moving cars and pedestrians don’t stand a chance. The only way to make it safe for other cars would be to install a giant 4 foot thick cushion around her car, and a parachute on the back in case she drives off a cliff. Besides having to sit in car seats, Sean Preston and Jayden James need life jackets in the event Britney attempts a water landing.