Britney Spears Has a New Daddy

Commissioner Scott Gordon set limits on Britney Spears again when he made his most recent decision. He even WROTE CERTAIN PARTS OF HIS ORDER IN ALL UPPERCASE LETTERS, you know, like he was yelling at her in his order to get his point across. Britney was trying to get more time with the kids, and he did give her a few days, plus a night, all monitored. The biggest stumbling block continued to be the drug testing. Britney wants no further testing, despite her nightly partying and clubbing, and the Commissioner wants it to continue. Plus he added that if Britney doesn’t answer the drug test center calls three time it is a missed test, and a missed test is a positive for drugs and alcohol test. The parenting coach gave the most damning testimony of all. The coach said Britney and the children have an attachment, but Britney doesn’t give them much attention, and seems to have a very short attention span. Here are some highlights:

In the order, the Commish wrote that when Britney has the kids, "the environment at the house ranged from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all." The Commish also recounts what the parenting coach complained of — that "during all three of my visits, Ms. Spears rarely engaged with the children in either conversation or play." According to the report, the coach wrote, "It seems that [Britney’s] choices are dependent more upon what she wants to do at any given time rather than what would be more enjoyable for the children. The problem is that unless Ms. Spears realizes the consequences of her behavior and the impact that it has [on] her children, nothing is going to be successful."

You can read the entire order here. It’s worth reading, really it is a big eye opener into Britney’s new reality. Britney has some sort of imbalance that doesn’t allow her to focus. I’m not so sure it’s a hormonal problem. She’d probably benefit from Trivita’s sublingual B-12 product, which is much better than putting her on drugs. Maybe this is the stuff Tom Cruise was talking about. Britney used to get B-12 shots when she was on tour. Alcohol depletes B vitamins, which would only make things worse. Get well soon Britney.