Britney Spears Got Booked

Just after 9 p.m. last night Britney Spears was booked by police for her hit-and-run accident. Click here to see video of the hit-and-run. She stated her weight was 125 lbs. Oh please. She’s at least 165 lbs or more. Starbucks and Cheetos three times a day, plus a stack of Big Macs, Pizza, and snacks in between doesn’t cause a person to lose weight. Cops really should have stuck her on a scale, because the description on her booking sheet is used to track her down in case she doesn’t show up for court, and tries to run for Mexico.

When leaving the station a reporter asked what Britney was going to do now. Britney said, "Where’s the party?" Click here to see the video. That sums up Britney completely.

Britney got booked, who cares? I can’t wait to see the Britney Spears mugshot. Did she smile, make a funny face, or frown? Was she holding her dog, wearing the pink wig, or sunglasses? She says she still wears those sunglasses for her pink eye. Unless she has an STD in her eye it should be cleared up by now.

Update: Police say they won’t release Britney’s mugshot. #&$@^%!