Britney Spears Gets an Interim Driver’s License

Now that Britney Spears has lost physical custody of her children with Kevin Federline, she has finally completed the process of getting a legal California driver’s license. People says:

"She has fulfilled her requirements for a California driver’s license," said the DMV’s Mike Marando.

"Ms. Spears actually took and passed a written test in April," Marando says. "She was fingerprinted and photographed yesterday. She will be issued a formal license in the mail soon."

Britney could have been legally licensed to drive back in April, and could have avoided a charge of driving without a legal license after her hit-and-run. Using my powers of deduction it appears that Britney’s bad behavior, and defiance of all the judge’s orders in her child custody case, were deliberate attempts to make sure she lost her kids. Was she trying to turn herself into a victim to get sympathy? She needed someone and something to blame for her failing career, besides herself.

The fingerprinting yesterday was difficult reports say, since Britney had just finished a jumbo bucket of chicken, and her fingers were really greasy. Today car insurance rates skyrocketed after news broke that Britney would still be driving in California. Even Geico says they can’t save you money in California anymore.