Britney Spears Filming Music Video Pregnant Half Naked

MSN is running a story today saying that Britney Spears has told close friends that she is pregnant again, and just to class things up a little more, she’s not sure who the father is. NW Magazine says:

Britney Spears has stunned pals with news she is expecting again. However, even more shocking is the speculation flying around among her friends that the pop singer doesn’t know which one of her recent lovers is the father.
“She’s been secretly filling her pals in on the good news since last week," an insider tells. Britney is in shock herself, this definitely wasn’t planned. But she’s thrilled just the same."

Britney will say and do anything to get attention these days, even strip down to her bra and panties in Malibu to show off her cottage cheese thighs to the paps. "That’s it boys, get my good side, that’s right my back side." You just know Britney peed in the water. The last person to do that was Paris Hilton and the governator of California has to declare an ecological disaster. After Britney peed even the sharks turned belly up. Save the whales!

One of Britney’s backup dancers has declared on her MySpace that Britney will start shooting her Get Back music video tomorrow. That’s the first in two years. She says:

BRITNEY SPEARS MUSIC VIDEO
SO…YES…TODAYS THE DAY!!! WERE SHOOTN MISS BRITS 1ST VIDEO OFF HER NEW ALBUM….ITS GOING TO BE HOTTTT!

I hope they have a big cgi buttget to make the frappuccino queen look thin again. Hopefully she’ll shave before her video. Britney makes Tara Reid look hot. Obviously the whole story about Britney being pregnant was more smelly air from Britney.

Just before looney toons here went for an unscheduled swim she signed some legal papers. Somebody timed those papers perfectly.