Britney Spears Fails Drug Test

Britney Spears failed her drug test, but her people say the drugs were legal. OK! reports:

“The only thing that came up on the results was the prescriptions the court doctor prescribed. There has been no illegal drugs or even alcohol in any of the results.”

The drug that showed up in the results is Provigil, an anti-narcolepsy drug, which Brit has been photographed carrying. The source goes on to say that if the 25-year-old had flunked, her visitation rights with her sons, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, would have been revoked.

“If she had tested positive, she wouldn’t be with the boys right now. There are no illegal drugs in her system. Someone is making s*** up. This case is sealed and no one has access to the results at all.”

Provigil is used to treat cocaine and methamphetamine addicts, ADHD, and the condition everyone knows Britney doesn’t have, narcolepsy, because if she was narcoleptic she couldn’t drive safely. Provigil’s manufacturer recommends not driving because Provigil may affect your judgment, thinking, or motor skills. Provigil may also decrease the effectiveness of hormonal birth control, and it can be as addictive as cocaine.

The commissioner needs to put his foot down. No drugs means no drugs. If Britney can’t kick her addiction without replacement drugs then she needs rehab, again. Even though the court records are sealed, there is always someone crooked who is willing to leak the information even if they don’t get paid. That’s what public servants do sometimes.

Update: One report says although the drug test was positive, the substance found was not Provigil. I don’t think she tested positive after eating a poppy seed muffin, so a positive test still means she was taking something she should not have been.