Britney Spears Escapes to Las Vegas for Liposuction

Reports are saying that Britney Spears went to Las Vegas for liposuction, and did the same thing back in April. All that Starbucks really adds up. Maybe she can turn that fat in and get a recycling fee at Starbucks to go towards more cups of fat. When people start rumors that you are getting lipo, they’re implying you’re fat and need to lose a few pounds. Hint hint hint. On the plus side another report saying Britney’s mom hired, not one but two Beverly Hills psychologists to treat her daughter. She really needs it. A friend said:

"They are trying to help Britney work through her issues, which seem to be growing by the day."

Kevin Federline’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, may subpoena video of Britney running a red light while the kids were in the backseat. Britney’s attorney said:

"She was distracted. This was not blatant irresponsible driving on her part."

No one said it was "blatant irresponsible driving" except Britney’s lawyer. Now he has me thinking it is.