Britney Spears Dad Does a Panty Check

Britney Spears daddy Jamie Spears has been making sure she doesn’t leave the house without panties on. He wants her flashing days to be a distant memory. A source said:

“Jamie makes sure to ask Britney if she has underwear on before she goes out.”

The singer’s assistant, Brett, also reportedly reminds the pop wreck to wear underwear and a bra.

The source added to the National Enquirer:

“Britney tries to ignore their requests, but her dad is adamant and insists she change if she’s falling out of her top.”

The excitement of Britney’s flashing days have dimmed in the light of her now diagnosed mental illness. It’s like getting excited by your retarded sister, or Joe Simpson making lude comments about his daughter’s hooters.