Britney Spears Claims Illness Skips Deposition

Britney Spears did not show up for her 10 am deposition with Kevin Federline’s attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan. Here’s what I said would happen earlier today:

"This morning Britney has to be up bright and early so she can be deposed by Kevin Federline’s attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan at 10 am. I expect Britney to be at least several hours late, or even give an illness, or some other excuse so the whole thing has to be rescheduled. Kaplan is patient, especially since Britney is paying Kevin’s legal bills."

Now here’s what actually happened:

“Approximately 10 minutes after her [Britney’s] council appeared they were notified that because of an illness or medical condition Ms. Spears would not appear today and consequently the deposition is not going forward.”

This is too easy. If it’s irresponsible, or against the law, it’s Britney b!tch. One source directly in contact with Britney said:

"There’s a million people outside of her house. She can see all the other madness (because she’s looking at live streaming video). The anxiety is making her sick. It’s just too crazy."

Britney doesn’t seem to mind the swarm of paparazzi any other time, so it’s probably just nerves. She has to face the music for her bad behavior. Kaplan said he will "seek relief from the court," which means he will get a court order to force Britney to show up. At the divorce trial the judge is supposed to be "objective," and "unbiased," but judges are human, and you just know Britney is going to get it worse than OJ Simpson when this is all over.

Watch Kaplan’s reaction in the video below.