Britney Spears Charged with Misdemeanors in Car Accident

Britney Spears continues to ruin her life. Here’s more:

Britney Spears has been charged with one count of hit and run causing property damage and one count of driving without a valid California license. Both charges are misdemeanors, each carrying a maximum of 6 months in jail.

The charges stem from an August 6 incident in L.A. where Spears was in a private parking lot in the San Fernando Valley.

Spears’ arraignment is set for October 10.

Once in a while there’s a kid who graduates from High School who can’t read or write. It’s no wonder High School diplomas don’t mean anything anymore. Most people expect people who are rich must have had some intelligence to make all that money, but not when it comes to the entertainment industry. Britney Spears for example. I’ve never see her read anything, ever. Have you? How do we know she can read or write? Cops kept pulling her over, like recently on her way to Las Vegas, and they let her go. If she didn’t show cops a driver’s license, then what did she show them, a bunch of notes with a picture of Benjamin Franklin? When she hit the car in the parking lot in August the law requires her to leave a note, but Britney didn’t. Does the law apply to someone who can’t read or write? We might find out. Even Britney’s own behavior reinforces my theory. When she’s under stress she regresses and starts sucking on her son’s pacifier. Why didn’t she buy her own? Some people might challenge my theory of illiteracy, and if they’re right then that means Britney is retarded, and I stand corrected.