Britney Spears carried from mens’ bathroom

My favoRIGHT newspaper, The Sun, is reporting that poor ol’ Twitney Spears (I love you dearly) had to be carried from an L.A. bar on Sunday night after vomiting repeatedly in the mens’ bogs. I didn’t catch the weather report on Sunday but I wouldn’t be surprised if they had reported a strong Memorial Day wind of insanity sweeping through the Hollywood Hills.

The Sun claims that a source said “Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off." You can just picture it can’t you?

After recently claiming in a letter on her Web site that she had "truly hit rock-bottom," miraculously Brit has managed to sink even lower. I’m not saying we haven’t all gotten a little tipsy on a night out, spewed in the men’s bathroom and lost our wigs while the two kiddies are sound asleep at home… oh wait…

It seems to be nothing but constant PR crisis for our favorite female celebs recently. I blame the parents.