Britney Spears Busted for Shoplifting and Stripping

Britney Spears was caught acting badly again. Us magazine reports:

Shortly before 1 a.m. on November 18, Britney Spears entered the X-rated Hustler Store in West Hollywood.

Spears loaded up on naughty skivvies and headed to the fitting rooms. But store employees "told her they don’t allow people to try on underwear," a source at the scene says. "She was really upset."

Adds the source: "She looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes."

At that point, Spears threw a fit, and took off her own underwear before trying on a pair of boyshorts (with "Barely Legal’ stitched across the rear end) in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on.

An eyewitness tells Us, "The employees kept saying ’Don’t change out here!’ She’s just like, ’Well, I couldn’t take them in the fitting room!’ It was like dealing with a child."

Spears’ tantrum only continued. "The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card," the source tells Us. As payback, "on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!"

One of these days Britney will be in a jail cell, look up on the wall, and see "Paris was here" scrawled on the wall in feces.

Britney’s new music video is a mirror image of her life, again:

Spears and her backup dancers donned identical blonde bob wigs and black trench coats.

The premise? “The paparazzi are following [Britney], so they’re dressed alike to trick them. They all go into a club to get away. One [photographer] sneaks in, but Britney, in the end, discovers him.”

Adds a source close to Unfitney, “[Spears] is really freaked out about everything.She’s just really nervous and feels like everyone might make fun of her again.”

Britney is ashamed of her big booty:

Spears used a “body double to shoot all the scenes that don’t require her face,” says an on-set source.

The dancers were upset at Brit Brits tardiness. “I’ve been there since 3 p.m. and have not shot a thing!” one dancer fumed. “I finally finagled my way out. It’s all very unorganized. They are calling in more people for late night.”

Britney is still giving Kevine Federline a headache:

Britney and Kevin are at loggerheads over visitation. Just yesterday, Britney was scheduled to take the kids, but asked K-Fed if he’d trade days so she could shoot her music video during the day. K-Fed refused and Brit was pissed. She ended up pulling an all-nighter, shooting from around 7:00 PM last night to 6:30 this morning.

K-Fed is fed up is because Britney has been like a moving target when it comes to visitation, constantly changing the schedule. She’s rescheduled the music video three times before finally shooting it yesterday.

Rush and Molly say Britney has a sex room smeared with feces:

A secret sex room? Feces-smeared couches? Another baby on the way? You can bet Kevin Federline and his lawyers are bound to take a keen interest in Star magazine’s latest claims about his ex, Britney Spears.

The tabloid alleges that the plummeting pop star’s Mulholland Drive mansion is equipped with a double-locked, X-rated "Fantasy Room" filled with ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the metal bedframe. (Please, hold your shudders until the end.)

The second-floor room also features a mirrored ceiling, a glass jar containing spanking paddles and a closet full of kinky outfits, according to an "insider" who stumbled into the den of sin.

"She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid’s uniform and a Cinderella outfit," claims the mole. The source also contends Brit is so obsessed with Marilyn Monroe that she wants her nose redone to look like the blond model of self-destruction.

"Britney is sexually obsessed," the source tells Star.

Britney is taking over the media!