Britney Spears Blackout Album Boycott

A former Britney Spears bodyguard, backup dancer, and makeup artist started a MySpace page called Be Proactive to Help, which urges people to boycott Britney’s new album Blackout due to be released October 30. The organizers say:

"Don’t buy her stuff until she’s better. We aren’t doing this to be mean. We’re doing this out of concern, for herself and for her boys."

Meanwhile, many areas from San Diego, and all around Los Angeles like Malibu are burning like hell’s fury, and all the paparazzi are concerned about is getting another shot of Britney while homes burn to the ground. Residents told the New York Observer:

“Basically, all the paparazzi are still out there trying to get their Britney shot. They don’t even care much about the burning houses.” He said there are five to ten lensmen around the clock. “It’s insane. Just as bad as it was before, only now there are burning trees. Basically, Britney needs to get the f**k out of Malibu.”

Mel Gibson’s wife even told another local resident:

“It’s so annoying that people are more concerned about if Britney Spears’s house was burnt”-so far, it’s escaped any damage-“‘than their own well-being.’” Mad Max’s wife, who was forced to evacuate along with the couple’s twin boys, went on to say that the situation says horrible things about “people’s priorities.”

Britney is really a spectacle with the fires raging. She just keeps running into burning houses saying things like "Anyone seen my dog?," and "Are there no gentlemen left in the world? Where can a girl get a light for her cigarette?"

Below are scans of Britney’s new album Blackout before it hits the stores. You’re welcome, I think.