Britney Spears Before the Booking

Before Britney Spears was booked she was crazy, and wearing a pink wig. After she was booked, Britney was still crazy, but wasn’t wearing a pink wig. Did she wear it for the booking, and a big red nose that honks? Britney calls the red wig her "thinking cap.", which helps her solve problems with her kids, and write songs. Reuters reports:

While pop singers of Spears’ ilk usually leave the songwriting to the pros, she was credited on seven of the songs on 2003’s "In the Zone," and five on 2001’s "Britney." For the current project, Spears enlisted 23 songwriters. She received credit on "Freakshow" and "Ooh Ooh Baby."

That’s right. Britney wrote "Freakshow" and "Ooh Ooh Baby." There’s a very long list of songs that didn’t make it on her new album. The songs were either too crazy, or had already been done for porno soundtracks.