Britney Spears Applies to be a Bartender

Although Britney Spears was ordered to take drug and alcohol tests, and not to consume any of those substances 12 hours prior to seeing her children, plus having been to rehab, she thought it would be brilliant to apply to become a bartender at a Santa Monica hotel. Reports say:

Sources inside the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica say Brit checked in Thursday and at around 10:30 PM went downstairs and started talking with a bartender. We’re told Spears told the bartender she wanted to do what she did — then asked for and obtained an application from the night manager to work in the hotel’s "Cameo Bar." We’re told the application is currently with Human Resources. The hotel website says the bar "serves imported and California wines, premium well drinks and appetizers … signature drinks include Blood Orange, Key Lime and Raspberry Lemon Drop martinis."

I would expect nothing less from a spoiled child. She’ll show that judge. Who does he think he is? Britney wants us all to think she’s a victim, and she is, a victim of her own choices. Despite Britney’s continued bad behavior she did get to see her kids with a parenting coach present. The last time she let the kids sit out at the gate because she refused to have a parenting coach watch her, and then blamed it on Kevin.

On August 8 Britney was involved in a hit and run with a parked car right in front of a swarm of paparazzi. Today a judge ordered her to be booked on the charges. Reports say:

Britney Spears has just been ordered by a Los Angeles County judge to be booked for hit-and-run, before her next court appearance on Oct. 25. Brit’s attorney Michael Flanagan says Britney will comply with the court’s decision. Flanagan also says Britney is trying to work out a deal with the woman whose car she hit.

Just yesterday there was video of Britney hitting another parked car with her door. In the video below she hits even another car door, and smokes at a gas station while the paparazzi fill her car with gas. If only she could have burst into flames we could be rid of this brainless retard.

Today Us Magazine claims Britney pass her first drug test. It had to have been someone else’s urine. Test her hair, test her hair.