We knew those extensions Britney Spears sported during her super-craptacular dance number Sunday looked especially cheap.
According to Norm Clarke’s Vegas Confidential:
… she wore extensions from Jessica Simpson’s Hair-u-Wear line, Vegas Confidential has learned.
Backstage spies say Spears pitched a fit. She had arranged for her own hair stylist to make the trip for $10,000 and â€œshe wanted to go brown, but her people said â€˜no way,’â€ said a backstage source.
Oh, the famous Ken Paves/Jessica Simpson Hair-u-Wear line. Allowing trashy mallrats across this great land to emulate their coked-out, suspended-license-defying idols.
Really, who needs a stylist when you have a mass-market line of Barbie hair at your disposal?
You can always cover up the bad patches with a well-placed c.z.-laden hand. Just like the stars!