Britney Spears celebrated her 26th birthday last night with Ali Sims, Paris Hilton, Sam Lutfi, and Sharon Stone at a Scandinavian Style Mansion. The cake looked good, but small for a birthday bash for Britney. The party seemed lame, like something people throw for someone who isn’t popular anymore, so a few former friends show up out of pity. Paris Hilton walked out with Britney as if she was going to leave with her, like Paris did the other night with Avril Lavigne, but as soon as they got to the car Paris headed for her ride, and informed the paparazzi she wasn’t leaving. Looks like Paris just showed up to keep her face in the gossip blogs. Sarah Silverman was right, Britney has already accomplished everything to going to accomplish in her lifetime. In another ten years the headline will read, "Brit Brit is still ALIVE!"

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