British Royal Sex Tape Scandal

A rumor is now circulating that a British Royal sex tape exists, and two men were arrested back on September 11 for trying to blackmail an unidentified British Royal to get money in exchange for not releasing the tape to the public. If the tape does exist who might that Royal person be? Hmmm. I’m going to take a wild guess here and say it could be Dirty Harry, allegedly. The AP says:

LONDON, England (AP) — Police have arrested two men over an attempt to blackmail a member of the British royal family with an alleged sex tape, a newspaper reported. Buckingham Palace could not immediately be reached for comment about the report. The Sunday Times said the pair had approached the unnamed family member and demanded 50,000 pounds ($100,000) not to publicize a video allegedly showing the royal engaged in a sex act. The blackmailers also claimed to have evidence suggesting the royal had supplied an aide with an envelope containing cocaine, the newspaper said. The newspaper said it could not identify the royal family member for legal reasons. It said the blackmailers’ target contacted police and two suspects were arrested at a London hotel on September 11 after an undercover police operation.

Buckingham Palace could not immediately be reached for comment.

In response to questions about the report, the Metropolitan Police said only that two men, aged 30 and 40, had appeared at a London court on September 13 charged with blackmail. They were ordered detained until a hearing at London’s Central Criminal Court on December 20. The force would give no details of the case or identify the suspects.

With the British Royals always acting so civilized and proper, a sex tape sounds like it might put me to sleep. The only sex tape coming from British Royals that would be shocking, is one that showed Prince Harry and Prince William having gay sex with each other, and yet, the tape would still be painfully boring.