Bill Clinton Makes a Lot of Excuses

Last week Bill Clinton slept through a Martin Luther King speech, and he even showed so much interest that he checked his watch. Later he backtracked on scathing remarks he made about Barack Obama.

Bill Clinton regarding Barack Obama:

“First of all, the facts I said were absolutely accurate, but I do think I was a little too hot. I had gone through a year of watching [Hillary] being attacked by the other side. She was called untruthful, manipulative, all those things they said. And she’s my wife and I love her. I also think she’s a great public servant and I didn’t think it was fair. I think the people that told me to chill out were giving me great advice.”

Bill loves his wife, but just doesn’t want to sleep with her.

Bill on sleeping during speech:

“I had had three hours sleep two hours in a row, and it was hot and I had to sit there for four hours. The truth is, even when I was younger, I would’ve had a hard time going two nights on three hours of sleep both nights, and sitting in a hot church for four hours. I woke up when Shirley Franklin popped me and I thought I gave a good talk there.”

When you check your watch, it means your bored. Maybe the guy making the speech could have done something to help, like bring the fire and brimstone, and perhaps a little funk.