Beyonce Knowles launched her new B’Phone at the Samsung Experience Store in New York City the other day. Did they ever stop to think that B means other things besides Beyonce? The news was so earth shattering I didn’t report it the same day the news broke. Also happening that day, world hunger was declared world diet plan, and aids was cured with vitamins and exercise thanks to Tom Cruise. Here’s more:

“The Beyonce-branded B’Phone is a special edition Samsung UpStage SPH-M620 Sprint-mobile phone. It will be available in gold and burgundy colors, preloaded with a Beyonce-styled start-up screen, exclusive pictures and video clips including a song sung by Beyonce when she was 10.”

You can get the B Phone at Wal-mart stores starting November 4th. I’m going to sleep in that day.

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