Beyonce is NOT Pregnant

In more recycled rumors The Mirror is reporting Beyone is pregnant, and married to Jay-Z:

A source claims Beyonce is trying to keep her pregnancy a secret. "Beyonce is giving nothing away. She’s always been close to her parents and open about wanting a large family of her own one day." The source also claims Beyonce and Jay-Z were secretly married in Paris last month. "Beyonce and Solange have been brought up with strong Christian beliefs. Part of that belief is to be married before having children."

If Jay-Z and Beyonce got married, the wedding would be as big as her hair. It’s not something anyone would miss. If Beyonce were pregnant, all anyone could talk about is how nice and big her breasts are getting. The couple are not married, and Beyonce is not pregnant. Jay-Z appears to be keeping Beyonce at arm’s length until he is ready for marriage and a family.