Beyonce joined up with the country band Sugarland (editors note - sugarwho?) last night at the American Music Awards, and it was every bit as awkward and horrible as you might imagine. The Sugarland singer said:

After their performance, Sugarland’s Jennifer Nettles told the Associated Press, "We were face to face, and there were a couple times when (Beyonce) was looking at me and I was blushing because I thought I was going to turn to stone in her beauty. She is so grounded.”

Maybe that Sugarland chick should get her head out of the gutter, and quit staring at Beyonce’s brown sugar tits. Beyonce appears to be sticking to that maple syrup diet she brags about. Her butt is now bigger than Kim Kardashian’s.

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