Bai Ling Gets Off Easy

Bai Ling is happy with her plea bargain for her Valentine’s Day shoplifting arrest. Bai got picked up for stealing batteries and two Star magazines for a total of $16.22. Bai says on her blog:

Theft dismissed and I am innocent!Yes!Yes!Yes!
I plead guilty today in court to " DISTURBING THE PEACE "
Theft dismissed! yes! This is it! All the darkness went away, the sunlight really come back to me with a huge smile right now dance in my trailer Yes! Yes! Yes!
I told you truth is going to be told and I am innocent!!!

Stealing made Bai feel better on Valentines Day, but getting away with it seems to have made her feel even better. Bai left out a few details:

In the plea deal requested by her attorney, she agreed Wednesday to plead guilty to disturbing the peace and to pay a fine and penalties totaling $700, city attorney spokesman Frank Mateljan said.

If Lindsay Lohan can get cocaine possession, which is a felony, dismissed, Bai Ling could have got this whole deal dismissed, without a disturbing the peace conviction. Next time hire a better lawyer.