Avril Lavigne Confirms I’m a Loser

Avril Lavigne made it clear in her Q Magazine interview that she is a total b!tch. Here’s what she said:

On her polarizing personality:
"People love me and people hate me, but I’m comfortable in my own skin and that’s what counts. And anyway if you do hate me, you’re the loser, not me."

On her competition:
"Someone like Kelly Clarkson is beautiful and has a pretty voice, but with me you get a much stronger image. I’m tough, I have a look that girls want to copy, and I sound a particular way. It’s good if you’re not easily ignored. And I’m not."

On her generosity:
"I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, ’Take it to Katrina!’ I also like to give stuff to people who are my ’workers,’ especially if they don’t make much money."

Avril is not easily ignored, but I wish Criss Angel would make her disappear along with Britney Spears. Looks like this report has a typo. Avril loaded six boxes of stuff, and told her assistant to take it to "Karina" not Katrina. That explains why the stuff ended up at her friend Karina’s house instead of in the hands of Katrina victims. I’ll bet if you asked Avril to point to New Orleans on a world globe, she’d hold her middle finger in her face, then stick it where the sun don’t shine. Sounds like Avril is doing her part by employing illegal aliens that "don’t make much money," so she gives them stuff, like her old cigarette butts, and canned dog food. Princess Diana may be gone, but thankfully we still have Avril.