Angelina’s Thoughts Revealed

The Top 10 Things Most Likely Going Through Angelina’s Head At This Moment:

10. I need to call my dentist.

9. I hope my face doesn’t freeze in this expression.

8. How long do I have to pretend like I care?

7. I think I just fell asleep.

6. My bullet-proof vest sure is stylish.

5. I wonder if Brad is calling Jen right now.

4. I wonder if she has any kids I can adopt.

3. I’m so beautiful.

2. Is anyone else’s butt crack sweating?

And the NUMBER ONE THING GOING THROUGH ANGELINA’S HEAD AT THIS MOMENT IS…

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, so you’ve got problems. I’ve got a hankering for some lesbian action but the stinking paparazzi follow me around so much I can’t seem to make it happen. Shiloh is just so white, and I hate white kids. The other kids actually expect me to pay attention to them. I mean, they want me to carry them everywhere, and I don’t like to eat, so I only weigh like 80 pounds. I’m running out of really cool names for them. And I haven’t French kissed my brother in months. Now THOSE are problems."