Angelina Jolie Works Miracles World Wide

Angelina Jolie went to Iraq on Tuesday without her entourage after stopping by Syria to visit Iraqis living in a camp. She wore a pretty blue bullet proof vest, and maintained a crinkled brow, as well as a look of concern her entire trip. Later she complained her face was cramping, and a young Asian girl with strong muscular, yet soft, hands worked her facial muscles until Angelina drifted off to sleep while a lavender scented candle burned. Then she hit the dusty trail again this time holding a free seminar on "How to succeed at network marketing by throwing away your list of marketing names, ditching your Thursday night hotel meetings, and not telling a single friend, or foe, about your business." This evening she heads to Damascus.

The gentleman pictured above with Angelina is Lance Corporal Samuel Petersen (22) of the US Marine Corps. His mother sent in the picture. Thank you for your service to the U.S.A. Lance Corporal Petersen. I’m sorry you were forced to smile in that picture with Angelina. Thank you for taking one for the team. You deserve a medal.