Angelina Jolie Has Bigger Boobs

Angelina Jolie has been accused of being anorexic over and over again, but this is a first. In Touch says Angelina is still growing in all the right places. Page Six says:

Her emaciated stomach nearly ruined In Touch’s plans for this week’s cover: "Is Angelina Jolie pregnant?" To protect its story, the glossy bought exclusive rights to the shots of her taut torso "so no other weeklies could run them," said an insider. In Touch claims Jolie gained 10 pounds in her chest, but conveniently cropped the photo above her flat stomach. "When Angelina showed up looking so skinny, they bought the photos," our source said. The mag says, "The most striking area of Angelina’s weight gain is in her chest.”

Emaciated implies anorexia or starvation, so how do boobs gain 10 lbs when she isn’t eating? Probably the same way In Touch claims she’s pregnant when she’s not. If Angelina had found something to make her boobs grow 10 lbs overnight without surgery, women from all over the world would be at her doorstep following her like the second coming of Jesus. I don’t pay that much attention to Angelina these days, and I would if her boobs had grown bigger. In fact I’d be writing about her all day, and I’d have a new category called "boob watch."