Angelina Jolie Fired by St John – Meets Bill Clinton

Angelina Jolie has been fired by St. John according to OK! Magazine:

“Putting celebrities in campaigns is the biggest trend right now, everyone is doing it, but it didn’t work for St. John with Angelina," a fashion industry insider explains to OK!. "The people that wear St. John just didn’t relate to her.”

St. John’s collections are largely comprised of conservative suit outfits and are wardrobe staples of women such as Condoleeza Rice and Hillary Clinton.

Using Angelina probably wasn’t a good idea. Only 90 lb. anorexic girls could fit into the clothes modeled by her, so sales were slow. Angelina got the news she was fired, then attended a conference on global education at the Clinton Global Initiative Annual Meeting. Bill Clinton was as happy to see Angelina as a McDonald’s big mac. He kept inviting her back to his private suite, but she was a hard sell, even though he raised his white flag several times. Ever since his heart bypass surgery, Bill’s white flag only raises half mast, and Angelina never does anything halfway.