Amy Winehouse is a Class Act

Amy Winehouse was named best UK female singer yesterday at the Music of Black Origin awards in London. The current generation of performers are deviant, crotch flashing, drug addict, boozers, who can’t take care of themselves let alone their own kids. Amy gave more than 110% in this performance. I mean, why even try when the expectations are so low. Here’s more:

A source said: “In her dressing room she was really on edge, then flipped. She was screaming and chucking anything she could get her hands on at the people around her. She wasn’t in a good way.”

…and then…

She staggered up the stage steps looking the worse for wear as she went to collect her gong at the O2 arena. Then she took the microphone and appeared to spit before saying a brief thank-you. She followed that with a shoddy rendition of “Tears Dry On Their Own” – forgetting half the words. During the performance Amy twitched, pulled at her black-and-white dress and gripped the mic stand as she swayed precariously.

If America used the same standards as the UK MOBO, Amy Wineshouse would be the head of the Food and Drug Administration. After taking over she would change the agency name to No Food Just Drugs.