Amanda Holden Found a Dead Body

Amanda Holden (39), from Britain’s Got Talent, went jogging yesterday morning, so far so good, then she, and her personal trainer, discovered a dead man hanging from a tree. Miss Holden and her gym instructor Gareth stopped for a moment before sprinting off to call for help. Last night a Scotland Yard spokesman said, "there were no suspicious circumstances surrounding the death." A source said, "The man had a noose around his neck but by the time they found him, he was slumped against the tree, more so than hanging from it, so he wasn’t actually that easy spot." After finding the body Amanda called emergency services, and is now being hailed as a brave hero.

I don’t know about being a hero. Maybe she should have checked to see if the guy was still breathing before running off. I’m betting she didn’t need Starbucks that morning. I wonder if we’ll ever hear the guy’s story who was hanging from the tree, or if instead a parade will be held in honor of Amanda.