Amanda Bynes Was in Another Car Accident

Amanda Bynes was in yet another hit-and-run car accident. She’s quickly approaching Lindsay Lohan’s record, but Amanda isn’t facing a lot of lawsuits, probably because she hasn’t hijacked a car yet, but that’s coming.
TMZ said: Bynes was driving in the San Fernando Valley at around 8 PM when a car rear-ended her rental. The driver of the other car claims Amanda made a reckless maneuver that triggered the collision. Cops showed up but no one was ticketed.
BTW, Amanda is in a rental because her Beemer is in the body shop.
The other night Amanda ran out of gas, and had to call AAA, which is a good thing, because if her phone battery would have gone dead there would have only been one option left, to hijack a car, and overtake Lindsay’s record.
All my new jokes are going to start out like this: Amanda Bynes Walks Into a Bar…